Milton Bradley has come up with an exciting new game for procrastinators. It's called, Wait 'n See.

I've suffered more over answered prayers than unanswered ones. I guess you can't get too specific for God.

When you think about it, free advice costs more than most people want to pay.

Why drive five miles to exercise at the gym when you can avoid it right at home?

Most of my friends are excellent bookkeepers. That's why I don't loan them out anymore.

I almost wrote a magnificent book, but I caught it just in time.