I never did mind the elephant in the room. I have a Phd in Elephantology as well as being a certified elephant trainer.

They say our bodies are our temples. I'm afraid I have been treating mine like a Mud Hut.

Never expose Private Parts to General Public. You will suffer unwanted consequences.

Only be as odd as necessary.

I've been looking for an Mp3 player. What happened to all the Mp1 and Mp2's, did I miss something?

It is quite possible, in a far-off future date, my skull will be a paperweight on some anthropologist's desk with geraniums growing out of it.