God has the greenest thumb of all. He grows backbones.

Sometimes I wonder if God doesn't look down at us, shake his head and shrug then put on his, Bad Child Day cap.

Did you ever get caught joy writing? It's so embarrassing.

I never got to experience that wonderful pink cloud feeling that people often talk about. I'm quite familiar with the mushroom cloud feeling though.

There are actually two types of friends, a caring one will smile and dust off home plate for you...but a real friend will yank you out of the dug out, shove a bat in your hand and carry you up to the plate.

The best recipe for humor starts with a rich laughing stock.