Never store a fresh sponge cake near or in a swollen drainage system.

When driving around a police barricade, smile brightly, hold up your library card, and tell them you must return several books to avoid a late fee. It works every time.

Crossing a roadway that is covered with water, expecially if the water is moving rapidly, is best done in an isolated area.

Flash floods are nature's photo ops for heavy rain.

A one-can-serving of Red Bull is said to increase metabolism and reaction speed. Imagine what Wyatt Earp could have done with two or three.