After decades of cooking, mopping, scouring and dusting...I've decided to throw in the towel.

I'm a loner, yet I suspect a self-help group would be beneficial. I've decided to start my own group: I'm my own fault; recovery for one.

I've done some spring cleaning in my mind. Once uncluttered, I found a nearly-new, barely-used entertainment center. Yes, if I pay attention, I am my own Internet of lunacy and there's no cable fee.

The next time you feel embarrased for doing something foolish in public...do a little waltz, twirl, lift your arms and yell, "TA-DAH!"