The National Safety Council reported over 173 thousand injuries associated with yard and garden equipment last year. I had no idea that green thumbs are an endangered species.

I hang crystals in front of the lenses of my glasses to focus good energy into my head.

A house without soy sauce is like Gladys Knight without the pips.

When entertaining unwanted guests for dinner, decorate the table with tall candelabras, large flower arrangements and a re-creation of a sailfish made entirely of man made material.

Normally, red is a very lucky color. That is, unless a utility bill turns red before paying it.

In ancient times wind chimes were used to ward off evil spirits. Today we have car alarms.

I have heard that stapling pickled beets in the corners of your house provides good luck as well as offering an interesting conversation piece.