How can anyone expect to have an original thought? We're all reproductions.

Last week, Earthlink reported that a man drowned in a moat while fleeing security at Missouri casino. I swear, you couldn't write this stuff.

I was advised to give myself frequent reality checks. I have a feeling that I'm already overdrawn.

My boss says it's hard to be grouchy around someone who's up and smiling. Watch me.

He who laughs last is pretty damn slow at getting the joke.

Volunteering, sharing, or caring for a friend or family member not only lifts their spirits and yours, but it gives you freer access to their valuables.