I purchased some wall hangings at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday. They are beautifully framed earthtone designs with inspirational scriptures. Love, Faith and Believe were price marked at $20.00 each. Patience, was marked down to $9.99. I asked the clerk if it is because no one wants patience. She smiled and rolled her eyes, "Duh, hellooo, we're in California."

I occasionally have episodes of free-floating intelligence, but not as often as I'd like.

When I entered the lobby of my new attorney's office, the sign on the door stopped me cold. It read, Law offices of Grin and Barrett. I looked down the hall to see a new doctor's office as well. Lo and Behold, specializing in cosmetic surgery, will be opening soon.

My psychic said I had a tear in my aura. It must have happened when I caught my heel in it.