I've been thinking of getting a new car, but I can't decide if I want a navigation system. With as many parking blocks as I run over, I'm not sure I want my car telling me where to go.

They've come up with a fire retardent cigarette. The only draw back (no pun intended) is that unless you constantly puff on them, they die out. I think I'll invent a miniature life support system for cigarettes or invest in lighters. I'll make millions!

If Einstein was correct, and everything is relative...then, it must have been my parents fault after all.

The more often you get married, the better council you will be.

I'm one of the best stressed people on the planet.