Just For Laughs
Just For Laughs
Venita Louise


Name::Venita Louise
From::Santa Clarita, California, United States
To learn more about me check out my website: http://www.venitalouise.net

Photo by Carol Wood

Recent Posts

I've never really fallen into self pity. I have st...
We never really die you know. God just lets the ai...
The only sole...soul...sole mates I have, and will...
Usually, the person rowing the boat, is not the on...
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I was busy whipping up a batch of Jello pudding wh...
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I ran my tongue around my mouth and found somethin...

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Links

Venita's Website
Vintage Romance Publishing
Loose-ID
CWC SanFernando Valley
Ascent Aspirations Magazine
The Joke's On You

Appearances

Border Books June 10th 2006 Border Books 12 noon to 4p.m. 24445 Town Center Drive Valencia, Ca. 91355 PH 661-286-1131

Favorite-Movies

The Quiet Man, Key Largo, Son of Fury, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, When Harry met Sally, Ghost, Die Hard, The Sixth Sense, Seabisquit, Something's Gotta Give

Favorite-Music-Artist

Bonnie Raitt, Boney James, Manhatten Transfer, Billy Joel, Dinah Washington, Etta James, Norah Jones, Johnny Mathis, Kenny Rankin, The Beatles, Peggy Lee, Diana Krall, Nat King Cole...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Where most people take offense, I'm lucky to get away with one of the posts.

I blew a silent whistle and several mimes showed up at my door. Man, that's the last time I'll ever do that!

Actually, I was the first one to coin the phrase, 'plop, plop, fizz, fizz'.

I look absolutely stunning in corral, at least until the blowfish show up.

Don't you just love it when owners make their dogs balance a bit of food on their nose before giving them the signal that it's okay to wolf it down? I found this to be a great method of weight control for myself. Of course, it does seem to annoy restaurant managers.

I've just been admitted into the research institute for the outrageously cantankerous. Daily, I get three square meals and a round of stupid questions.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

I've been thinking of getting a new car, but I can't decide if I want a navigation system. With as many parking blocks as I run over, I'm not sure I want my car telling me where to go.

They've come up with a fire retardent cigarette. The only draw back (no pun intended) is that unless you constantly puff on them, they die out. I think I'll invent a miniature life support system for cigarettes or invest in lighters. I'll make millions!

If Einstein was correct, and everything is relative...then, it must have been my parents fault after all.

The more often you get married, the better council you will be.

I'm one of the best stressed people on the planet.

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