The only sole...soul...sole mates I have, and will ever have, are in my closet.

Girls, if you have a prince, treat him like one. Research has revealed they can, and often do, return to their previous form...frogs.

Why do health magazines insist on calling just about any disease, 'the silent killer'? Do they actually think it's going to blow a whistle, toot a horn or break wind before it lands on you?

Everywhere you look, some celebrity is getting arrested for driving under the influence. Man, it's drunk out there!