When cooking up lies, make sure they are fully baked; all too often, lies are only half-baked. A well-done lie should spring back when lightly touched.

Another way to check your well-done lie, test to see if it holds water.

If you have ever experienced California weather, you know we only have one season...tax season.

Have you noticed that everyone who attends a high school reunion is spectacularly successful?

Know what's fun? Pop a paper bag behind someone who is pouring themselves a cup of hot coffee.