Every stormy relationship ends the same darn way...in rain.

Oxygen plays a pivotal role in the proper functioning of living organisms.

Laughter reduces blood pressure, activates the imune system and has no negative side effects.

An alcoholic has more of this than anyone else...stamina.

Only a man would consider sex an emergency.

A friend of mine refers to happiness as joy bubbles. The closest I've come to that is scrubbing bubbles.