I ran my tongue around my mouth and found something gross. Don't you hate it when lies get stuck in your teeth?

I went slumming in the old neighborhood last night and picked up a couple of strays. Damn, those bullets smart!

I'm running a personal campaign to stamp out current events.

I've been told that in order to succeed you have to stand out in a crowd. Don't you believe it. I was pushed, stepped on, pinched, and some guy in front of me broke wind.

If it ain't clickable, I'm not buying.