The five stages of denial:
1. Let's wait to see if it corrects itself.
2. Maybe it's my imagination.
3. No one in my family ever had this problem.
4. It's really not that bad.
5. Let's wait to see if it corrects itself.

I have a law suit pending against the Heartbreak Hotel. I slipped and fell in a puddle of tears.

Physical death is unhealthy for the body.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, give it a sensual massage and a hot wax.