Insanity runs in my family...with scissors.

I'm not sure which physical symptom developed first, impaired sweating or exercise intolerance.

In dealing with depression, I recommend using surgical gloves and no wild cards.

Life is not fair...it's fickle. Now, death...death is fair.

Never go to a department store after a weekend sale. The floors are strewn with shopper droppings.

Brutality is a weapon of the witless.

My boss asked me to apply myself to a very important task. I soon found, I was spread too thin.