When you leave the house and realize that you forgot to lock the door, do you ever imagine strange people may have wandered into your living room and are having an orgy?

I know I'm guilty. Guilty of what, I don't know. Chances are it's pretty tacky.

I want to exercise, I really do, but what will I do with my inactive wear?

If my friends could see me now. To think, I'm earning a five figure income!