I haven't fallen in love for a very long time. I carefully tip-toe around it.

My mother taught me, only a floozy would wear dangly earrings. Do I believe that? No! Do I wear dangly earrings? Huh-uh.

I do not, I repeat, I do not suffer from hot flashes. It's a heat disorder.

Mood swings? Loss of emotional control? It's just like being a kid again.

Thank God, I've finally lost the thirty pounds my doctor has been nagging me about. This allows a much narrower view of me and my work.

Why would I talk about someone behind their back? It's much more fun when they hear what you're saying.