The word sloth is vulgar, lazy isn't much better. Indolent, however, now there's a classy word that I can feel proud to assign to myself.

I tried to make a list of the ten smartest people I know. For the life of me, I can't think of the other nine.

Some people get under your skin. It's when they get into your bloodstream that you need to start worrying.

I found it's absolutely impossible to stay in a bad mood while you're singing Zippity Doo Dah. Try it.

A rebuttal is what you get when you gain all the weight back that you lost on your Grape Nuts diet.

I know plenty! Just send me $9.95 and I'll be happy to share everything I know with you.

I went dancing with a friend last week-end. We ran into some real Barbarians, beer-battered, wine-stained and decorated with the skins of many cocktail peanuts.