As a matter of fact, I was raised in a barn...by wolves.

It's lonely at the top? Man, it's lonely at the bottom too.

When God was handing out the good life, I misunderstood and said my hands were full.

A friend of mine said he would rip and burn some music for me. When I was younger, rip and burn, meant something totally different.

I bought a new computer last week and in the time it took me to drive home, it was outdated.